June2nd Seeingsomanybaldies（Americanslangforbaldperson）inschool，Iwasverytemptedtoshavemyheadtoo。EversinceIwasababy，theonlytimeIwasbaldwaswhenIwasonemonthold。 Justenteringintouniversity，becoolevenifitisonlyonceseemswonderful。Imadeupmymindandwalkedintothebarbershop。Inside，therewereafewpeoplewaiting。Thebarberasked：Youhavesuchshorthair，doyouwantacrewcut？ Isaid：No，shavemyhead。 Thebarberlaughedandtoldtherestofthepeopletowait。Lethimgofirst，it’llonlytakefiveminutes。 Tenminuteslater，Iwalkedoutofthebarbershop，feelingfree。 Touchingmyhead，feltabitpricky。Feltlikeamonk。Whoknows，maybemylastincarnationwasamonk。 Returningtodormitory，mydormmateswereastonished。Afterlaughingaloudforawhile，allofthemcouldn’tresistthemselvestocomeupforatouch。 Um，feelsnice！ Go！Go！Go！Ismyheadamop？Nexttimesomeonetouchesmyheadagain，I’llbepissed。 June5th，sunnyandfeelingawful WhenIsurfedthenettoday，Icouldn’thelpitandtoldmyclassmateinanothercity。Incredibly，hereturnedthemessagewithajoke： Agirlwastakingashower。Herparrotyelled：‘Isawit，Isawit！’Thegirlgotupsetandscoldedtheparrot：‘Nexttimeyoushout，I’llpulloffallyourfeathers！’ Thenextday，abaldiecameandvisitedthegirl。Theparrotflewtotheguest’sshoulderandasked：‘Hey，yousawittoo？’ Afterthestory，myfriendkeptonaskingme：You，didyoudosomethingbad？ Ialmostfaintedinanger June10th，sunnyandbored Inthepastfewdays，lifehasbeenextremelyboring Thisafternoon，Ididn’tattendoneofmyclasses。Itisnormalthatsomepeoplewillnotshowupforoneormoreoftheirclasses。Thiswasn’tthefirsttimeformeeither。Afterhalfaperiodhowever，theteacherglancedaroundandsaid：Someoneismissing。Noteverybodyishere。 Everyonebelowyelled：Everybodyishere。Nooneismissing。Theteachersaidslowly：Where’sthebaldie？Irememberthereisabaldieinthisclass，hehasn’tcometoday？ Whenmyclassmatetoldmeaboutthis，myheartcringed。LookslikeIwon’tbeabletoskipclassesanymore 555555 June11th，pleasedon’tbesunnyanymore Duetoyesterday’sevent，Iattendedallofmysixclasses。Now，newproblemsarose。WheneverIdozedoff，teacher’scaringglancewouldalwaysfloatbyandreachme。 Thatbaldheadstudent，areyoudonesleeping？ Myonlychoicewastoliftmyeyesandlookathim。 Mostoftheteachersoutsideourdepartmentoftendon’trecognizeus。Whencallingrolls，theyhavetolookattheattendancesheet。Likewinningprizes，whoeverisbeingcalledupon，whoevergottoughluck。Now，everythingisjustdandy。Theteacherdoesn’tbotherlookingattheattendancesheetanymore。Wheneverthere’saquestion，thebaldstudentplease Lifeisawful。 June18th，pleaserain FinallyIconvincedtwoofmyclassmatestoshavetheirheadstoo。Now，wehavethreebaldiesinourclass。Mynightmareisnowreducedbytwothirds。 Iamverygratefultothem。Thinkingofthemasconfidants。Intoday’sEnglishclass，Idecidedtositwiththem。Baldieagainstbaldie，lightbrightenhalfofthesky，alsobrightenteacher’seyes。 WewerecarelesslylisteningwhentheEnglishteachersaid：Thesecondbaldstudentfromthe2ndroll，pleasegetup。 Ilookedtotheleftthenlookedtotheright，certainofmyowngeographiclocationandstoodupunwillingly。 Pleasetellmehowtosay1：58inEnglish？Theteachersmiled，didn’tknowwhythough。 Easy！Iblurtedout：Twototwo。 Then，everyoneinclassstartedlaughing！God，duped！ Myfellowstudents，pleaseremembermybloodearnlesson，nevershaveyourhead！
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